Many years ago, I had sweary pandas. They were polite, kind creatures but they swore a lot. (Bit like me really) I haven’t done much with them for a while since I wrote the children’s books, and I do try and keep my facebook page the gentle place it is.

I made some ‘don’t fuck with the badger’ cards as a bit of a joke for my friends, and after I tweeted them when they missing on the way here, I got a huge amount of people saying please can they buy some. Also, I know a of you like a good swear and find use for badger cards and swear like a panda badges and such, so here, I present you a few small delectations for the discerning gentleperson.

Just a little bollocking toe in the water to see how we go. If they prove popular, I will add more.